Kristoph is such a funny character to me. Imagine thinking you’ve committed the perfect murder and then 1. it doesn’t even work 2. Ur insurance kicks in but that ALSO doesn’t work and the girl doesn’t even die. Imagine spending all this time training a protege who then abandons you and puts you in jail after talking to your kinda-sorta-not-boyfriend for less than 5 minutes. Imagine spending seven years of your life carefully covering up your tracks and tying up loose ends and then you get convicted of two murders by a single 22 year old with an anxiety disorder and a magic bracelet. Imagine naming your dog “clams”. Imagine being able to levitate entire lobsters with your mind and then having your weakness be that you fucking suck at card games. I’m obsessed with this little blonde freak
